"the Pain of MacBeep"
(c)2010 Bob Atkinson
on a trip it is so natural
to the yellow arches go
along the way you can see
what's there along the road
a place to get some coffee
food and internet
but whoah it wasn't fun this time
to hear those shrieking sirens
French fried potatoes
have to go into a vat of oil
to be cooked so tenderly
of those we can enjoy
but, when the strings of taters
are fresh and finally done
the beep goes off in your ear
stick a fork in me,
I'm done !!!!!!
I'm done !!!!!!
my ears cannot take it
my head throbs and hurts
'cause those idiots
don't the button push
to turn off that shrill sound
rattling my brain
give me peace and quiet please
don't let that thing go on
I have to others spoken
they agree on this one point
it hurts to be in a MacDonalds
when those sounds your ears poke
I have called on the line
that they prominently display
to give complaints and suggestions
when you travel on your way
but they give me no satisfaction
these awful sounds prevail
when we stop at the store
to get a simple meal
please mister duck
shut that thing off
give me peace and quiet
don't let my brain explode
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